Dear TT,
My sister has a best friend who is always around and causing trouble. She’s got a big fat mouth and is constantly making snide remarks. She told my mother that if she was any fatter, she would need her own garbage dump to take care of her waste and odor, maybe even an island. She is no peach herself, however, as she looks like horse when she laughs. I always try to stay cool, mind my own business and don’t rock the boat. But this chick is on my last nerve. What should I do TT? (Hooper, TN)
Dear Hooper,
As much as you might want to stay cool and not cause a problem, it sounds like you don’t have a choice, especially where your mother is concerned. You must defend her honor as she was the one who brought you into this world. You tell that GD hussy to shut her GD mouth when she is in your presence and that no one gives a damn about what she has to say. If you do this in front of everyone, they will applaud. You watch.
Tough Talk 