Today’s Column: July 20, 2020
Dear TT,
I’ve got this neighbor who is constantly watching and observing me and my family. She seems harmless, but we’ve been hearing rumors from friends that she talks about us non-stop and is always mocking out my children. Just because my daughters aren’t the most beautiful young girls is no reason to insult them, especially when she hasn’t even met them. Plain sick of hearing her nonsense, what should we do TT? (Rebarb, Kentucky)
Dear Rebarb,
You have to respond very carefully to make sure she can’t bust you and make sure your daughters know nothing about it (as kids talk), but I suggest you start prank calling her and vandalizing her property if you are able. As for prank calls, have pizza delivered to her or some other food. This is also good if you have a dispute with the business you are having deliver to her door. As for the vandalism, you can sabotage her vehicle or damage her yard with chemicals. Just don’t get caught Rebarb. 🙂
Tough Talk 