Today’s Column: July 22, 2020
TT,
Gotta bit of an issue I need to run by you. I’ve got a neighbor who is continually dumping his garbage at the next door house which has been abandoned. The other neighbors and I do our best to keep it clear and any signs of intrusion, we do take action. However, we have a hard time catching him and his trash just makes the place look ugly and deserted. What should we do? (Eldorado, N.C.)
E-,
This is a difficult one which may take some time, but if you and your neighbors can take turns watching the place and when he dumps his crap at this property, you shoot him in the ass with a wad of buckshot. He will not soon forget the delightful experience of pulling metal debris and wadding from his backside. You may also try beer bottles filled with gravel aimed at his head. That will work just as well too. Whatever you do, don’t be afraid to follow your conscious, especially if you have a group of people to egg you on. Now set you to your task.
Tough Talk 