Tough Talk,
Let’s just say I am very inexperienced with women never having a girlfriend and now at the age of thirty-something, I’m worried that I will never find the right woman for me. What should I do? (Catatonk, SC)
Catatonk, I strongly suggest you immediately purchase the services of a prostitute. You don’t want to kick the bucket without the company of a woman. It is the source of our reality whether for good or bad. But the truth is, there is no such thing as the right woman, it’s really a scale of compatibility. Time is of the essence. Don’t be a fool and a coward.
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Tough Talk 