Tough Talk,
My wife and I decided to get in shape and start participating in bicycle races and other athletic activities for people our age after our two boys moved out. It’s a lot of fun, we meet all sorts of interesting and good people and we both look great living a healthy lifestyle. However, during one of our races, my wife had an embarrassing accident (if you know what I mean). Now she doesn’t want to do anything and without her, I am a third wheel and people act like I did something wrong. I’m sorry she crapped her pants, but no one even noticed. It’s like give it a rest, but I told her not to eat this takeout – but that’s another story. How do I convince her to get back to our old healthy activities? (Mammelland, Florida)
Mammel Land good buddy,
Your wife will get over this incident as it could happen to anyone. Also, tell her other people have had these accidents lately and not sure why, but not to say anything. Also, tell her she’s getting a B.O. problem and needs to do something about it.
But what shouldn’t of happened to you is people acting like you did something wrong. You need to get your wife’s a** back in gear and at your next event, tell them what a complete jackoff they’ve been for being so uncool. If they act indignant or feign stupidity, tell them you can see the BS coming out of their ears. You have no other choice in the matter if you want to keep your manhood.
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