Tough Talk,
I’m eight years old and I have an older brother (almost 11) who is a total jerk and loser. He stinks and talks like a moron. He’s so annoying I want to launch him by catapult into Kansas. I know that’s bad and I don’t have the money for a catapult, but he makes me so pissed. What should I do? (Rosedale, MO)
Little Dude,
It’s tough being your age, but I’m sure your brother isn’t all that bad. You must devise methods to take advantage of him, like wearing his clothes or playing with his toys and if they get broken, too bad. Taking his candy and gum is also cool. That’s how you get back at the big brother. You can always mock him out for his stupidity, especially in front of his friends. Have fun as I’m sure he’s a totally uncool. Take advantage of the situation as you won’t be that age forever. Oh and watch the language!
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