Tough Talk,
I’ve been in the military for twenty years where I have risked my life for this county numerous times. Several people have told me over the years that I am the toughest man they have ever seen, actually performing service in very dangerous situations as opposed to running my big fat mouth through an advice column. My biggest weakness is women however. I have met someone I really like and want to ask out, but every time I get near her, I’m like a teenage boy and get all giddy and nervous. How do I overcome this fear TT? (Daloola, Montana)
Daloola,
First off, you better watch that tone. This column is about helping people, even the tough guys like yourself. But the question that immediately comes to mind is, are you a warrior . . . or are you a woosey? You need to get a hold of yourself, get s%**!-faced drunk, and march over to her and demand an audience. Don’t worry if you make a complete ass out of yourself. That is what life is about. You watch, she will love the attention.
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