Tough Talk,
I have a niece who is a wonderful young lady. She is kind, intelligent, bubbly and stunningly gorgeous. We’ve been to the mall and I’ve seen boys start drooling over her, it’s disgusting and embarrassing. Last week, there was a shin-ding where the whole family and friends were invited. She was wearing this flesh colored outfit that was beautiful in a tawdry kind of way. She looked like a hussy Tough Talk. What should I do? (Miskoogan Falls, WY)
Miskoogy,
You need to tell this perky bubbly young lady to stop acting like a young hussy and drop the cutesy-poo routine immediately. Pandering to men’s most base and revolting needs demonstrates a deep insecurity that shows that you are a nothing but a bimbo of the highest order. Also ask, who do you think you are and that you are disgusted by such behavior. You will not be sorry.
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