Tough Talk,
My wife is a wonderful lady and we have weathered the years together. We are happy and stable, but I have a problem with her hygiene lately. Her favorite local politician lost a recent election and she just went to pot. She no longer takes care of herself and doesn’t care that she looks more and more like a bag lady. I love her very much, but she is really embarrassing and when I bring it up, she just giggles, like it’s a big joke. She also is starting to smell TT. What should I do? (Chaska, Michigan)
Chaskie,
You tell your wife that she is an embarrassment and smells disgusting. I find it appalling that you would even ask for this advice. Tell her to get over her stupid candidate, because all politicians a scum and corrupt. She is a dope for even getting upset over something as ridiculous as some small-town politician. Tell her to pull her head up out of her @&^$% and get over it. This will stun her at first, but it will work – just watch. You won’t be sorry.
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Tough Talk 