Tough Talk,
I don’t like to brag and have always considered myself humble, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say men are very attracted to me. I am a very pretty young lady and am always being stared at, asked out and even offered modeling jobs. I really don’t blame men for their response to me, but some of them want to come up and hug me or get very close. This happens at my office regularly and I don’t like it! It makes me uncomfortable. What do you think I should do? (Bocce, Vermont)
Bocce,
The next time this horsepuck happens, you react as if you’re being molested by a sick and demented person. Say very loudly, “Don’t touch me you disgusting pig. You smell like a sack of shit.” And then make a terribly disgusted look on your face and pretend that you’re going to barf. Start wrenching like you are going to puke out your guts and you’re having a mental breakdown. They will get the hint.
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Tough Talk 