Today’s Column: June 1, 2023

TT,

I was recently at a party where I passed out drunk and as a joke, my friends gave me a buzz cut.  It wouldn’t be so bad if I were a man, but due to work and other demands, I’ll be wearing a wig until my hair grows back.  What I didn’t expect is people coming up and inspecting me like I’m an object in a store window.  They know something is different, but can’t put their finger on it.  They try to be polite, but I think it’s rude because they can tell I don’t like it and some people have even tried to touch my hair.  What do you think I should do TT? (High Park, Colorado)

High Park,

You need to stop being so polite and tell them immediately to leave you the hell alone and take their curiosity and shove it up their corn shoot.  If that doesn’t, get a pepper spray. Who do these jackoffs think they are? Stand up for yourself for gosh sake.

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