Tough Talk,
I have a neighbor who is always saying, “Shut your piehole.” It’s his trademark and how he likes to distinguish himself. He really thinks he’s hot crap and is always bragging about something like his car, his job or whatever. How do you think I should handle this TT? (Ruskin, New Jersey)
Rusky,
The best way to handle this cocky rooster is whenever he says his trademark phrase, you buzz back with, “Blow it out your piehole you pompous schmuck,” or “arrogant prick,” or “dingleberry dick-head.” But it’s got to be automatic, like gorfing after a bottle of Boonesfarm. Also, you might want to paint really cool racing stripes on his car as a pleasant surprise.
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