Tough Talk: May 9, 2024

Tough Talk,

I have a good friend from high school and we recently were talking and he told me how he wants to be buried with his dog which he has frozen in his freezer.  We’re in our early 40s and in good health.  Not sure what to make of this, but I just don’t think it’s a good idea. What do you think TT? (Ritchlawn, Kentucky)

Ritchley,

You can say that again.  Your friend sounds like a total wack job, which makes you one too.  I suggest you “borrow” the pooch and send him a ransom note for crappy goods and cheap cereal.  See how long you can jerk him along, but make sure he gets his dog back, but completely dethawed.  He’ll thank you for being such a good friend.

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