Tough Talk: June 5, 2024

Tough Talk,

I love my wife and we have been together more than I care to admit.  During most of this time, she has always had some type of pet.  Whether it’s a hamster, gerbil, rat, mouse, ferret, she just loves these creatures.  She promised that after the current round bit the dust, she would take a break for a while, but now she’s talking about getting some more.  I hate to admit it, but I find these creatures disgusting and gross.  What should I do TT? (Wyoming, Montana)

Wyoming,

Tell your wife that if she gets anymore of these disgusting creatures, you will “donate” them to culinary artists who will turn them into delightful delicacies or abandon them in restaurants or businesses you don’t like and wish to retaliate against.  She should be grateful you’re a gutless toad.  Don’t tolerate this nonsense anymore.

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