Tough Talk,
I have a good friend who whenever we meet, says hello by gently touching the left side of my face. At first I thought it was a sign of affection, but now I think it’s a strange way of showing me who’s boss. Regardless, I don’t like it, but don’t want to hurt the feelings of one of my closest friends. What should I do TT? (Bonnett, Florida)
Bonner,
Tell your friend to keep her GD hands off you. It’s creepy and weird. What the hell is wrong with you? If she keeps it up, give her a dose of pepper spray or other offensive odor and cut her loose. Don’t tolerate this nonsense.
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