Tough Talk

TT,

I need your advice right away. My niece is a sultry young lady. She is 22 years old and when she walks down the street, she stops traffic. I’ve seen it myself. She lost her job and decided to do risqué modeling and other types of entertainment. Her Uncle Maurice, but on her mother’s step-brother’s youngest niece’s oldest sister’s first babysitter’s side of the family, is always staring at her at family gatherings and recently found out about her modeling. He is offering to pay her to be with him and he is married. Everyone loves his wife who is a kind and decent woman, but should we tell her about her husband who has sent some very disgusting messages. He’s a real perv. TT, what should we all do? (Mastical, Nebraska)

Mastical,

You must immediately tell Uncle’s Maurice’s wife what he has been up to and you should tell his employer or other people who would find this old perv’s behavior revolting as well. As for his wife, make sure she knows everything you do. Don’t hold back for the sake of her feelings, you must be brutally honest for her reputation.

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Tough Talk,

My husband and I have been married for more than 5 years now with no kids. He recently told me he no longer finds me attractive and is interested in other women. He says he has no interest in continuing the marriage except for keeping up appearances for his work. He refuses to go to counseling. Should I try to keep the marriage together or get a divorce attorney? (Hackettstown, Georgia)

Hackettstown,

Are you a complete moron? Why would you continue the charade of bad marriage. Don’t feel bad. These things happen. You should be glad that children aren’t involved. Cut your losses (and this fool out) and move on.

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Tough Talk,

My wife of almost 45 years is a procrastinator beyond compare. I have been waiting for her to finish various projects in the house. She refuses to let me do it, insulting my intelligence when she explains her reasons.   I’m sick of looking at all these problems that need fixing and hearing her excuses and why it keeps taking too long. What should I do TT? (North Danby, Nevada)

North Danby,

You tell your wife in no uncertain terms that she finish a project whatever she uses to dress up her incompetence or you will take action that she not like, as in hell to pay.   You will not tolerate this nonsense. If she does not meet your deadlines, you take drastic action of your choice (like doing your own paint job), and show her who’s boss.

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ToughTalk,

My little schnauzer rat terrier ciuaua, Buffy recently died and I feel awful and guilty and lost my normally happy outlook on life. I feel awful because he was my best friend and I loved him dearly. I feel guilty because I could have had more veterinarian care bought for him. I am constantly bored and only want to sleep. What should I do TT? (Smartwood, Kentucky)

Smartwood,

It is natural for you to be depressed and sad over the loss of your animal. Keep in mind, however, that your feelings are a sign of weakness. Suck it up and move on. Pull up those boot straps, because Buffy ain’t coming home. And there is nothing we can do to bring him back. Also, you would just ripped by these vets nowadays. They are all grifters and will milk your good feelings until your bank account is empty. Chalk it up to fate. It is best that Buffy is dead.

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Tough Talk,

I am a young, beautiful and vivacious young woman. I just started a job I really love and is good for my future and career. However, there is a man who constantly gawks at me and seems to always figure out a way to talk to me about a work related reason. Although he works close to my work station, he is in an entirely different unit with no need to interact with him. The other day he touched me inappropriately. TT, what advice do you have for me? (Newtown, Michigan)

Newtown,

Although this is a new job and you may not want to do so, you must grab the bull by the horns and the next time he pulls anything, you throw a mug of coffee or some other liquid in his face and shout, “Stay away from me you pervert!” Make sure that you do this with as many people around as possible. This will ensure that he never approaches you again.

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Tough Talk,

I am a mother with four adult children. I get along with three of them but the younger middle child either dislikes me or might even hate me. I try to keep a positive outlook and overlook his snide remarks and condescending tone. Now he has a girlfriend who is copying his behavior and adopting his attitude towards me. I’m not sure why he is so hostile. What advice do you have TT? (Tylersville, Texas)

Tylersvile,

Your son is a spoiled brat and you have no one to blame but yourself. You tell that young blood to keep his goddamn piehole shut or get out of your sight. Don’t spare the rod, literally. You may also tell him he is rude, arrogant and nasty and stay away from your home if he doesn’t watch . Also, if he is storing any of his property at your house, sell or toss it. Maybe he can show up some with his belongings on the curb.   When he complains, laugh in his face and tell him tough s*!%, it’s his own damn fault. Don’t be weak.  It’s about time you stood up for yourself.

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Tough Talk,

I am a young mother with two grammar school children. I work at home and my husband is happy in his career. As I work and take care of the kids, I find myself losing my temper and prone to screaming and throwing things. I feel awful as it scares the kids and I broke a gift from my husband before we were married. Work can be stressful as I am always under a deadline and know that stress is not good. What are your thoughts on this TT? (Lockwood, Florida)

Lockwood,

You have what is called an anger management problem.   However, you should be recognized for your honesty and courage in trying to handle it. Unfortunately, you may not be able to change it. I suggest you direct the anger at people who deserve to be treated like crap. I further suggest you begin with your elected officials and demand that they do something for you as a constituent. Directing your anger and violent tendencies at people who deserve it is an option that you and all my readers should explore.

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Tough Talk,

I am a moderately wealthy woman who received an inheritance and also owns and runs a successful business. I am set for life and should continue to do well for the foreseeable future. I have a met a man who is handsome, kind, loving, generous with his time and help, but is flat broke and has no ambition whatsoever.   He doesn’t seem to care either happy as a clam in his tiny apartment. I want a long term relationship with him, but am concerned about financial issues and what my friends will think. What should I do? (Mecklesburg, Oregon)

Mecklesburg,

You need to dump this guy like yesterday’s newspaper used for wrapping bad fish. He will clearly take advantage of you and your success and good nature. Don’t be fooled; he is just scamming you. I can feel it. You will not be sorry.

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My girlfriend suffers from mild mental health disorders which make her moody. One minute she is nice and kind and helping people any way she can and the next minute, she is surly, insulting and downright nasty. And to top it off TT, she doesn’t care how badly she hurts people wondering what is their problem. Can you believe it? What should I do TT? (Aurora, Illinois)

Aurora,

Your girlfriend sounds like a selfish spoiled brat snot who uses the cover of mental health problems to take out her petty angers and annoyances on others. You are a dope for not recognizing this and not setting her straight about this from the very beginning. Mental health is not a justification for being a bitch and that goes for being good looking too. Be a man and put her in her place. Don’t tolerate this nonsense.

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Tough Talk

My boyfriend is a sweet tender young man, who is kind and generous to a fault, which is why I love him. He is shy and taciturn and is not very social unlike me who has many friends and an active life outside of work. He has tried to get a long and socialize with my friends, but they ignore him and mock him out to his face. What should I do TT, I want them to all get along? (Twelve Mile Pond, Louisiana)

TMP,

It sounds like you have some wonderful friends. However, you must accept the fact that not everyone will get along. Your boyfriend may want to try a different tack and that would be to fight fire with fire and when your friends attack him, he can be a jerkface right back. You can help out by giving him embarrassing stories or information on these so-called friends and he can prepare snappy comebacks. You can also tell your friend that they are real dingleberries for being so mean. Use a buckshot approach.

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